I will not plant subliminal messagores
A Tale of Two Springfields, The Simpsons

I will not wait 20 years to make another movie
He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs, The Simpsons

Das Maß zwischen zwei Fettnäpfchen ist ein Gusenbauer (© Armin Wolf)

I’m fairly sure that if they took all the porn off the Internet, there’d only be one website left, and it would be called “Bring Back The Porn”.
Dr. Cox, Scrubs

Jesus is not mad his birthday is on Christmas
The Burns and the Bees, The Simpsons